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    Post by phatprick on Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:17 pm

    Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:

    "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people In a Quattro."

    "Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

    "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

    "Quattro is just ze name of zefokken automobile" the Germans say unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry funf Persons."

    "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking DA law."

    The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over. I vant to speak to somevone viz more Intelligence!"

    "Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witta 2 Guys in a Fiat Uno."


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    Re: German-Italian

    Post by Silvach on Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:29 pm

    lol! lol! lol! That was great man, Yea stupid italians XD
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    Re: German-Italian

    Post by uscho on Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:45 pm

    nice one!


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