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    Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris Your mama Corner

    Post by muzzha on Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:21 pm

    I think he deserves his own topic...hehe
    You all heard a bunch of jokes about that pretty tough guy...



    well...

    Last one that i heard:

    Q:How many pushups can Chuck Norris do???
    A:ALL OF THEM!!!!

    jumping


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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Frantech on Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:41 pm

    YEA Chuck Norrrrissss Razz Great jokes about him... But i know only in cze language -.-
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by MANIEK on Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:50 pm

    There are a lot of jokes about Chuck Norris but now jokes about your mother are more popular Very Happy

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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Rammy. on Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:26 pm

    what arises when chuck norris cums on a truck? -a transformer

    Why does Chuck Norris sleep with the light on? not because he's scared of dark.The dark is affraid of him.

    Chuck Norris played russian roulet with fully loaded gun and won.

    chuck norris is the only person on the world who succeed to watch a 2 hours long movie for 20 minutes!
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by muzzha on Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:30 am

    chuck norris is only person who can count to infinity
    and he did it twice...

    when C.N. makes pushpus,he doesn't push himself from earth...the earth pushes away from him

    C.N. can slam the revolving door

    (can't remember anymore right now)
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Frantech on Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:07 am

    muzzha wrote:chuck norris is only person who can count to infinity
    and he did it twice...

    This information is not actuall muzz, because chuck norris counted much further Razz
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Silvach on Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:20 pm

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits

    Chuck Norris ordered Big Mac in Burger King, he get one.

    Chuck Norris always donates blood to red cross, but never he's own.

    Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee, it doesn't have anything to do with his ancestors, he ate the fucking indian. Razz
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by MANIEK on Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:50 pm

    Chuck Norris can bang the revolving door

    Chuck Norris sits faster than you run

    Chuck Norris can drink all the water from the tap

    Chuck Norris can sorrund the ten people in same time

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Roomer on Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:03 pm

    People put pictures on C.N in their basement so there wont be any rats.

    When C.N caught a fish,it granted him 4 wishes.

    Since C.N figured out that tsunami is bad for the people,he stoped washing his clothes in the ocean.

    C.N can aplaude with one hand.

    C.N doesnt slide on ice,the ice slides on him.

    The lights in discos blink from fear so C.N wont come.

    On every sport match the first aplause is for Chuck Norris,then for the sports teams.

    C.N leaves a present for Santa under his tree. Smile

    When C.N crosses the street,the cars looks left & right.

    Alfred Nobel won Norris's nobel price.

    C.N killed Ahil without touching his ankle.'

    We all have mouses to operate the PC,C.N has a lion. Smile
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by muzzha on Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:43 pm

    HAHHAHA...niiice room,omg,aplaude with one hand,cars looking left and right and alfred nobel!!!!my favourite,never heard....
    sooo gooood...
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Roomer on Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:51 pm

    I was too lazy to write more. Smile
    Will add about 20+ tomorrow. Wink
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Roomer on Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:09 pm

    When C.N travels by train,the conductor buys himself a ticket.

    What happens when you tell C.N to check if you're outside? He goes out,he will find you out and kicks your a$$. Smile

    C.N nominated Big Brother for throwing him out of the house. Smile

    C.N acted in Titanic,he was the block of ice which Titanic hit in.

    When a police officer stops C.N,he showes him id instead of C.N to him.

    Why doesnt C.N go to church? He knows God's cell number.

    Only C.N gave a goal between the legs in water-polo. Smile

    What happens when Bananaman eats a banana? He turns into C.N.

    God on the first day created the earth,on the 2nd day he created the light,on the 3rd day he created C.N,on the 4th he got his a$$ kicked by C.N. xD

    What happens when C.N jumps from 3rd floor? He goes up to 5th. xDD

    C.N knows Victoria's secret(the product). Smile

    C.N doesnt drink tekilla,he eats cactus.

    C.N can leave a message before the signal(when your phone is turned off). Smile

    Only C.N comes out of the water dry. Smile

    C.N can make a lemonade out of orange. xD

    C.N is half an hour faster from the second. xD

    Only C.N has seen Tom & Jerry's grandmother. Smile

    Only C.N wears shirt in size XXM. Smile

    Only C.N knows where is the end of the galaxy,he has been there and returned.

    What's left for you when C.N shows his middle finger? 1 second of your life. Smile

    When C.N looks in the mirror nothing happens.There will never be a 2nd C.N. Smile

    Why C.N cant go to Serbia? He found out that Mile Kitic is stronger than ever(jaci nego ikad) Razz

    What does C.N need to kill 200 people? 200 people.. xD

    Adam and Eve became from C.N. xD

    C.N can get on the moon with a parachute. x)

    Aliens exist.They only wait for C.N to die. Smile

    C.N was thrown over Hiroshima and Nagasaki instead of bombs. xD

    Only C.N can live on the North Pole.

    C.N killed Bruce Lee so that everyone wont doubt about his strength. Smile

    There you go! Basketball
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by phatprick on Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:24 am

    God and C.N. played poker...
    GOD: "Im investing entire universe, everything that ever existed, all matter and anti-matter, EVERYTHING!!!"
    C.N.: "Raise!"

    :: :: ::

    At the beginning...
    GOD: "Let There Be Light!!!"
    C.N.: "Say Please!"

    :: :: ::

    Fuck C.N. when Miso Kovac has dalmatia in his eye! (dalmacija u mom oku)

    btw muzz, these are not Chuck Norris jokes, so its best to rename the title of the thread to Chuck Norris FACTS! Wink


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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by muzzha on Thu Feb 18, 2010 4:57 am

    phatprick wrote:btw muzz, these are not Chuck Norris jokes, so its best to rename the title of the thread to Chuck Norris FACTS! Wink

    HAHAHAHA...
    why,did Chuck said so...
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    Post by Frantech on Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:36 pm

    Doesnt matter, if you beat Kam, Monsta, Raisis, Karjen... Only C.N. can drive #0 on Buksa Razz
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Roomer on Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:21 pm

    looooooool n1. Smile
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by muzzha on Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:18 am

    HAHAHAHAHAAH...

    C.N. can play team clan war five players against him and he beat them 5-0 in each stage

    C.N. has appeared in front of Virgin Mary
    (really dont know how to translate this one...correct me)
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Frantech on Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:16 pm

    Chuck Norris can shot Cyclops between the eyes cheers
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    Post by MANIEK on Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:22 pm

    Hahahah lol!

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    Post by Rammy. on Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:53 pm

    hahahah Very Happy Very Happy
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by uscho on Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:27 pm

    http://www.nochucknorris.com/


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    Post by muzzha on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:15 pm

    hehe, nice one uschkane
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    Birth of Chuck Norris

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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire - Chuck Norris \ Your mama Corner

    Post by Roomer on Wed May 12, 2010 9:52 pm

    haha.. x)

    Your mama is so fat she could be the eight continent. XD

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