When C.N travels by train,the conductor buys himself a ticket.
What happens when you tell C.N to check if you're outside? He goes out,he will find you out and kicks your a$$.
C.N nominated Big Brother for throwing him out of the house.
C.N acted in Titanic,he was the block of ice which Titanic hit in.
When a police officer stops C.N,he showes him id instead of C.N to him.
Why doesnt C.N go to church? He knows God's cell number.
Only C.N gave a goal between the legs in water-polo.
What happens when Bananaman eats a banana? He turns into C.N.
God on the first day created the earth,on the 2nd day he created the light,on the 3rd day he created C.N,on the 4th he got his a$$ kicked by C.N. xD
What happens when C.N jumps from 3rd floor? He goes up to 5th. xDD
C.N knows Victoria's secret(the product).
C.N doesnt drink tekilla,he eats cactus.
C.N can leave a message before the signal(when your phone is turned off).
Only C.N comes out of the water dry.
C.N can make a lemonade out of orange. xD
C.N is half an hour faster from the second. xD
Only C.N has seen Tom & Jerry's grandmother.
Only C.N wears shirt in size XXM.
Only C.N knows where is the end of the galaxy,he has been there and returned.
What's left for you when C.N shows his middle finger? 1 second of your life.
When C.N looks in the mirror nothing happens.There will never be a 2nd C.N.
Why C.N cant go to Serbia? He found out that Mile Kitic is stronger than ever(jaci nego ikad)
What does C.N need to kill 200 people? 200 people.. xD
Adam and Eve became from C.N. xD
C.N can get on the moon with a parachute. x)
Aliens exist.They only wait for C.N to die.
C.N was thrown over Hiroshima and Nagasaki instead of bombs. xD
Only C.N can live on the North Pole.
C.N killed Bruce Lee so that everyone wont doubt about his strength.
There you go!