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    Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by phatprick on Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:30 pm

    ROFL!!!!!!! Very Happy

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    Polar Bear
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    A polar bear walks into a pub and goes up to the barman: "May I have a Gin....

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    .... and Tonic please?"

    The barman, quite surprised, replies: "Yea sure thing, but why the big pause?"

    The polar bear looks at his paws and says: "Dunno, I was born with em."

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    After the war in Afghanistan, a CNN reporter goes in there to see how life is after the war.

    He goes into a village, sees a man standing on a bench and then starts asking him:
    *Sir, could you tell me a good moment of your life?*.
    The man replied:
    *Sure. Well, one day, a sheep of our village mates got lost in the woods. All of the men in here went to look for it, found it, had sex with it and then we all went to the bar and got drunk.*
    ...*Very nice!* the reporter said.*Tell me another happy moment of your life*
    ...the man answered
    *one day, a wife of our village mates got lost in the woods. All of the men in here went to look for her, found her, had sex with her and then we all went to the bar and got drunk*
    The reporter replied
    *Ok, sir, now tell me a sad moment of your life*
    The man answered in pains
    *Well, I got lost in the woods once...*


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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Rammy. on Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:44 am

    lol the first one is good,but the second one i heard already about a year ago by my class mate Very Happy

    One day a gay went to make a tattoo.He entered the room and asked a tattoo maker to draw him a red ferrari on his dick.The tattoo guy asked him to take off his pants.When he did it the tattoo guy said: Oh ,well i can see you are very active in bed with ur wife aren't you?-No ,its my boyfriend's work Wink .Ah.ok sorry then, but can I make you a tractor on every testicle then?
    The gay asks: why?
    a tattoo maker: - So when your ferrari falls in a deep shit you can pull it out Very Happy
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Silvach on Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:31 pm

    LOOOOOOL from both of you lol!
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Roomer on Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:05 pm

    ahahah all are great. Smile

    A guy drives a truck on the road.Suddenly a green dwarf appears in front of him and he almost killed him.He shouts at him:"Wtf are you doing?What do you want?" The green dwarf answeres:"I am gay and i am hungry". So the driver gives him some food and continued to drive.After 5 min a red dwarf appeared and he almost killed him too.The truckdriver asks again:"What are you doing?What do you want"? The dwarf answeres:"I am gay and i am thirsty".The truckdriver gave him a bottle of water and continued to drive.After 10 min a blue dwarf appeared again.Now the truckdriver says:"Let me guess you are gay and you are hungry/thirsty!" The blue dwarf answeres:"No i am a police officer.Show me your lisence!" Smile
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by MANIEK on Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:48 pm

    hahahah nice ones thumbup
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Frantech on Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:02 am

    i dont understand most of english jokes :-/

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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Ivor-d on Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:24 pm

    Roomer wrote:A guy drives a truck on the road.Suddenly a green dwarf appears in front of him and he almost killed him.He shouts at him:"Wtf are you doing?What do you want?" The green dwarf answeres:"I am gay and i am hungry". So the driver gives him some food and continued to drive.After 5 min a red dwarf appeared and he almost killed him too.The truckdriver asks again:"What are you doing?What do you want"? The dwarf answeres:"I am gay and i am thirsty".The truckdriver gave him a bottle of water and continued to drive.After 10 min a blue dwarf appeared again.Now the truckdriver says:"Let me guess you are gay and you are hungry/thirsty!" The blue dwarf answeres:"No i am a police officer.Show me your lisence!" Smile
    in short, it says that all policemen are gay Very Happy
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by muzzha on Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:45 pm

    A.C.A.B. Smile
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Frantech on Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:12 pm

    muzzha wrote:A.C.A.B. Smile
    iagree
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Frantech on Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:26 pm





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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Roomer on Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:51 pm

    looool xD
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Roomer on Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:03 am

    i am waiting phat.. ;D Razz
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Frantech on Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:34 pm

    Women must know how to do 70 things...

    Cook and 69 Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by MANIEK on Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:01 pm

    Hahahah lol
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by phatprick on Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:11 pm

    oh dont get me started on 69 jokes Very Happy

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    What is the greatest speed in sex?

    68! Because on 69 you have to make a sudden 180º turn Very Happy

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    What is pose 68?

    Its when she gives me a BJ, and i owe her 1 licking Very Happy


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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Rammy. on Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:27 pm

    LoL

    Why is six affraid of seven?

    -Because seven eight(ate) nine.
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by MANIEK on Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:35 pm

    hah i heard this one
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Frantech on Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:09 pm

    lol hahahaa Very Happy
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Roomer on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:33 pm

    Rammy. wrote:LoL

    Why is six affraid of seven?

    -Because seven eight(ate) nine.

    Ram.. i remember this from the cartoon Dexter's Laboratory.. XD
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Ivor-d on Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:41 pm

    Roomer wrote:
    Rammy. wrote:LoL

    Why is six affraid of seven?

    -Because seven eight(ate) nine.

    Ram.. i remember this from the cartoon Dexter's Laboratory.. XD

    me three Very Happy
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by MANIEK on Sat Mar 13, 2010 12:14 am

    Ivor-d wrote:
    Roomer wrote:
    Rammy. wrote:LoL

    Why is six affraid of seven?

    -Because seven eight(ate) nine.

    Ram.. i remember this from the cartoon Dexter's Laboratory.. XD

    me three Very Happy

    hahah exactly Very Happy
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by muzzha on Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:08 pm

    MANIEK wrote:
    Ivor-d wrote:
    Roomer wrote:
    Rammy. wrote:LoL

    Why is six affraid of seven?

    -Because seven eight(ate) nine.

    Ram.. i remember this from the cartoon Dexter's Laboratory.. XD

    me three Very Happy

    hahah exactly Very Happy

    just quoting you all XD!!!
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by muzzha on Sat Mar 13, 2010 6:13 pm

    What does canibals eat in fast day (lent)?
    (stupid translate sites gives this word XD)



    Fishermen!!

    (f***, this was hard to translate...dont know if you will understand it hehe)
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by Frantech on Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:23 pm

    muzzha wrote:
    MANIEK wrote:
    Ivor-d wrote:
    Roomer wrote:
    Rammy. wrote:LoL

    Why is six affraid of seven?

    -Because seven eight(ate) nine.

    Ram.. i remember this from the cartoon Dexter's Laboratory.. XD

    me three Very Happy

    hahah exactly Very Happy

    just quoting you all XD!!!

    HAHAHA nice one muzz Very Happy
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    Re: Jokes Extraordinaire

    Post by MANIEK on Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:50 pm

    Frantech wrote:
    muzzha wrote:
    MANIEK wrote:
    Ivor-d wrote:
    Roomer wrote:
    Rammy. wrote:LoL

    Why is six affraid of seven?

    -Because seven eight(ate) nine.

    Ram.. i remember this from the cartoon Dexter's Laboratory.. XD

    me three Very Happy

    hahah exactly Very Happy

    just quoting you all XD!!!

    HAHAHA nice one muzz Very Happy

    Let's make quote World record Very Happy

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