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Polar Bear
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A polar bear walks into a pub and goes up to the barman: "May I have a Gin....
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.... and Tonic please?"
The barman, quite surprised, replies: "Yea sure thing, but why the big pause?"
The polar bear looks at his paws and says: "Dunno, I was born with em."
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Interview
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After the war in Afghanistan, a CNN reporter goes in there to see how life is after the war.
He goes into a village, sees a man standing on a bench and then starts asking him:
*Sir, could you tell me a good moment of your life?*.
The man replied:
*Sure. Well, one day, a sheep of our village mates got lost in the woods. All of the men in here went to look for it, found it, had sex with it and then we all went to the bar and got drunk.*
...*Very nice!* the reporter said.*Tell me another happy moment of your life*
...the man answered
*one day, a wife of our village mates got lost in the woods. All of the men in here went to look for her, found her, had sex with her and then we all went to the bar and got drunk*
The reporter replied
*Ok, sir, now tell me a sad moment of your life*
The man answered in pains
*Well, I got lost in the woods once...*
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Polar Bear
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A polar bear walks into a pub and goes up to the barman: "May I have a Gin....
....
.... and Tonic please?"
The barman, quite surprised, replies: "Yea sure thing, but why the big pause?"
The polar bear looks at his paws and says: "Dunno, I was born with em."
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Interview
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After the war in Afghanistan, a CNN reporter goes in there to see how life is after the war.
He goes into a village, sees a man standing on a bench and then starts asking him:
*Sir, could you tell me a good moment of your life?*.
The man replied:
*Sure. Well, one day, a sheep of our village mates got lost in the woods. All of the men in here went to look for it, found it, had sex with it and then we all went to the bar and got drunk.*
...*Very nice!* the reporter said.*Tell me another happy moment of your life*
...the man answered
*one day, a wife of our village mates got lost in the woods. All of the men in here went to look for her, found her, had sex with her and then we all went to the bar and got drunk*
The reporter replied
*Ok, sir, now tell me a sad moment of your life*
The man answered in pains
*Well, I got lost in the woods once...*
.Ah.ok sorry then, but can I make you a tractor on every testicle then?
